Friday, December 30, 2011

Bummed About Bulbs?

Then go get some 100W Heatballs!
After the European Union banned conventional incandescent bulbs, Rotthaeuser's entrepreneurial spirit was sparked. He started selling another product: heatballs.

What's a heatball? According to this Teutonic Knight of Freedom and Light, it is a "small heating device" that compensates for the loss of heat a home experiences when conventional light bulbs are swapped for more energy efficient ones.
Heh. I love it. Unintended consequences, beeyotch! It's not a light bulb; it's a heat source. Much like your fireplace (which they will no doubt be trying to ban as a source of dioxin and furan emissions), one of the side benefits of the heatball is that it throws off a not inconsequential amount of light. So you derive some side-effect lighting from your heat source.

Free enterprise once again pwns the nanny state.

That is all.

Thanks to FarmDad in Gunblogger Conspiracy chat for the link!

3 comments:

Ed said...

That is not really a light bulb. That is a dark sucker.

http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/story/story-957.asp

Calm Gun said...

That is brilliant. The nanny state never, ever understands consequences.

Dave H said...

"The nanny state never, ever understands consequences."

To be fair, neither do the people who vote for them.

They say people get the government they deserve. So how come I get the government those people deserve?