Imitation, Flattery, Etc...

I am shamelessly stealing the concept of "tab-clearing" from Tam... In no particular order, some stories that folks have shared recently:

• From the "Only Ones" files: Bond Lowered for Former Sheriff in Meth-for-Sex Case
  
  There's just so much wrong with this story, I don't even know where to begin... Sex, drugs, law enforcement - all we need now is some rock-n-roll...



• And speaking of Meth: College Math Professor, 74, Accused of Running Meth Lab
  
  Now, a *chemistry* professor I could see, but math? Doesn't add up...



• From the "Can't Say I Blame Him" files: How Mitt Romney Tried to Erase the Evidence of His Governorship
  
  RomneyCare, Assault Weapons Ban; yeah, I can see why he'd want to hide that, given that he's pretending to be a conservative now.



• Political Correctness run amok, part 153,784: Mass. title lost when player celebrates winning TD
  
  This is one of those "zero tolerance" BS rules that get passed rather than using common sense. It's supposed to prevent "excessive displays" - essentially unsportsmanlike conduct - but the receiver raising his arm? Are you kidding me???



• From the "Blind squirrel, nut finding" department: Runaways Found At Occupy Newark
  
  They ran away two days ago, and my guess would be they spent most of that time getting to Newark. Gotta give props to the OWS crowd here - two young teens show up unattended and they made sure the proper authorities were notified.



• And finally, from the "YHGTBSM" department: Professor: ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ Promotes Bullying
  
  Just go read it. The "professor", well, I'm just going to guess he has issues of his own...

Thanks to Les, PISSED, and anonymous for sending in these articles.

That is all.