Remember, Only the Police Should Have Guns...

Because, you know, you want only cops to be armed when they're escorting their prostitute girlfriends to engagements in their marked cruiser or intimidating witnesses...

I-Team: MBTA Police Officer Suspended For Mailing Dead Rats

BOSTON (CBS) – An MBTA police officer is suspended after he was caught mailing dead rats. The I-Team has learned it stemmed from possible involvement with prostitutes.

Yeah. You read that correctly. But wait, it gets better!

Sources say Officer Thorpe’s girlfriend offered her personal services on Craigslist.com and that the uniformed officer would drive her and her friends to appointments in his marked MBTA cruiser during his midnight shift, offering protection.

On the job. In uniform. In a marked cruiser. And he's bringing his prostitute girlfriend to meet johns - and some idiot stiffed her (Lord, forgive me for these jokes...) But yeah, he's one of the Only Ones that's trained and careful enough to be allowed to carry firearms. That's what our intellectual superiors who push for radical gun control want us to believe - that the magical police badge automatically makes someone a better, smarter, more careful person with judgement far superior to that of us mere mortals.

Rather than just normal, fallible men and women tasked with a specific job...

That is all.