And Just where do you boys think you are going.... MRS. GREENWHICH MRS. GREENWHICH the boys are sneaking out of class again. But I caught them... They're bad bad bad boys.
"Welcome to the first day of Suburban Combat Training, maggots! For the next sixteen weeks you will march, fight, eat, sleep, and crap alongside the most vicious soccer moms and PTA back-stabbers that Hell has ever spawned! You will know fear, hunger, fatigue, and shame. Hope will abandon you. You will beg for death to take you. Satan himself will shun you as if you were trying to sell him overpriced gift wrap! The scum of the Earth will pity you! Do you understand me? YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!"
(in the dainty voice of the sterotypical little girl...)
"WHO SAID THAT?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy littlecommunisttwinkletoesmother f***ker who just signed his own DEATH WARRANT?! Nobody, huh? Out-f***king standing..." and so forth, until she gets to the bottom of which one of them called her a "little girl".
And then she tells them her name is Tam, and she's four years old, and has to go to the potty but they are in her way, so "Make a hole, maggots!" After passing by she whispers earnest thanks to them for showing up for the Toys for Tots recognition banquet at her school and how greatful the nation is for their service.
(in the dainty voice of the sterotypical little girl...)
"WHO SAID THAT?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy littlecommunisttwinkletoesmother f***ker who just signed his own DEATH WARRANT?! Nobody, huh? Out-f***king standing..." and so forth, until she gets to the bottom of which one of them called her a "little girl".
And then she tells them her name is Tam, and she's four years old, and has to go to the potty but they are in her way, so "Make a hole, maggots!" After passing by she whispers earnest thanks to them for showing up for the Toys for Tots recognition banquet at her school and how grateful the nation is for their service.
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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Rule 21 does not apply...
Rule 21 does not apply...
Rule 21 does not apply...
And Just where do you boys think you are going....
MRS. GREENWHICH MRS. GREENWHICH the boys are sneaking out of class again.
But I caught them...
They're bad bad bad boys.
You call those shoes polished?!?!
You will address me as Gunnery Princess Hartman at all times.
Are you giving me the stink eye meathead?
Gerry
Why are you just standing there? Where is my chocolate milk? Where are my Teddy Grahams? They won't fetch themselves!
So you guys think youu're tough. Well, when I find out which one of you ate my Twinkies in recess, I'll show you tough!
"Welcome to the first day of Suburban Combat Training, maggots! For the next sixteen weeks you will march, fight, eat, sleep, and crap alongside the most vicious soccer moms and PTA back-stabbers that Hell has ever spawned! You will know fear, hunger, fatigue, and shame. Hope will abandon you. You will beg for death to take you. Satan himself will shun you as if you were trying to sell him overpriced gift wrap! The scum of the Earth will pity you! Do you understand me? YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!"
"Now that I've seen you I change my mind - YOU'LL be the princesses and I'LL be the hero."
I do not expect a fair fight.
My money is on the one wearing the red dress.
You boys should be ashamed of yourselves, eating all the cookies and not sharing any of them.
What a mean thing to do making my sister cry like that now you'll have to deal with me.
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Pick any video
If rule 21 does not apply then neither does rule 20.
(in the dainty voice of the sterotypical little girl...)
"WHO SAID THAT?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy littlecommunisttwinkletoesmother f***ker who just signed his own DEATH WARRANT?! Nobody, huh? Out-f***king standing..." and so forth, until she gets to the bottom of which one of them called her a "little girl".
And then she tells them her name is Tam, and she's four years old, and has to go to the potty but they are in her way, so "Make a hole, maggots!" After passing by she whispers earnest thanks to them for showing up for the Toys for Tots recognition banquet at her school and how greatful the nation is for their service.
(in the dainty voice of the sterotypical little girl...)
"WHO SAID THAT?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy littlecommunisttwinkletoesmother f***ker who just signed his own DEATH WARRANT?! Nobody, huh? Out-f***king standing..." and so forth, until she gets to the bottom of which one of them called her a "little girl".
And then she tells them her name is Tam, and she's four years old, and has to go to the potty but they are in her way, so "Make a hole, maggots!" After passing by she whispers earnest thanks to them for showing up for the Toys for Tots recognition banquet at her school and how grateful the nation is for their service.
You boys are vewy bad! You did not make your beds! If you do not make your beds, you will go to bed wif out Dinner!
Aslan. He's behind me, isn't he?
"What do you mean, 'We forget to reserve the main ballroom for 10 November!!!'"?
"Do you worthless maggots know why I'm wearing a red dress? It's to cover up your blood once I start 'counseling' you!"
MAJ Mike
What, they didn't give you guys cups with those uniforms?
If you could just learn to close your fly
Nothing in their combat experience prepared the Marines for The Look, The Pout or The Foot Stamp.
And Stretch nails it in one.
/thread
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I'll concede to Stretch... :-)
Stretch's is pretty good - but here's my $.02
She had particular difficulty understanding the word "no."
or
The newbies meet their new DI.
or
The new CO was the demanding sort.
"Which one of you gave me a model Battleship from last years "Toys for Tots" Campaign? Do I LOOK like a Sailor to you?"
When all the 16 year old girls in the neighborhood refused to baby sit for a second night, the Andersons decided to seek a more professional option.
(I have to toss a vote Stretch's way...)
I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUU!!!!!
Okay which one of you failed to lower the seat back down in the "only" potty we have.
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