Now wait just a minute Blog step daddy, You start talking like that after getting me in this mess, well it's like I would occasionally tell some of my customers, "Slick Wolf, It looks like I am going to have to put knots on your head faster than you can rub them...." *grin*
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
21 comments:
Not much of an April Fool, Jay. You can do better than that.
Only time to hang it up if the end is dragging on the ground and getting chapped
yea, your the second post I've seen today with the old "maybe it's time to hang it up" post. try again next year. :)
Heh. Can't put anything by you guys...
I agree. It's time to give up and move out of MA.
Six
Little
Miles.
Good! You're taking up valuable internet real estate. You don't think this is unlimited do you?
Oh, wait, you were joking. Phew. You are a valuable, nay CRUCIAL, member of the gunblogging community and everyone loves you.
Well, I freaked out for a second, if out makes you feel any better...
Well, if you are serious about giving it up, could you list me as your T&E forwarding address?
You raise Sarah Brady's hopes that a tireless advocate for gun rights is calling it quits, only to crush them in the following day.
I like it!
Nice try dude
Ugh. Got me for about a second.
You've been tossing your jacket on the floor for five years now?
Shame on you! ;-)
no no no
(And just to reiterate, Bob, David, et al nailed it - April Fool's!)
Now wait just a minute Blog step daddy, You start talking like that after getting me in this mess, well it's like I would occasionally tell some of my customers, "Slick Wolf, It looks like I am going to have to put knots on your head faster than you can rub them...." *grin*
Or for that matter, a few thousand- to better schools, no restrictions on carry, and an hour car trip to Blogorado instead of your current travail.
Or for that matter, a few thousand- to better schools, no restrictions on carry, and an hour car trip to Blogorado instead of your current travail.
You can do better than that ....
Jay Who? ; )
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