Saturday, April 7, 2012

Headline of the Week; Possibly Month...

Heh. Stretch sent this one in...

Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex
A model who became a champion gravy wrestler suffered serious eye damage after being hit in the face with a monkey wrench.

Elisa Sampson, 31, was hit in the face by her 'best friend' Sabina English, after arriving back at her home in Rossendale, Lancashire, and finding the single mother having sex with another friend on her sofa.
Yes. It is exactly what it sounds like. Jello wrestling, only instead of the slippery gelatin it's... gravy. Um, yeah. I think I'll pass - they look like they just finished changing the engine oil in an old Fiat - there's pictures of the gravy wrestling in the article. I'm sure this will surprise you - there was alcohol involved. Because, you know, they don't just hit *anyone* in the face with a monkey wrench...

Stretch wants to know if they have trailer parks in England...

That is all.

11 comments:

Bob said...

Trailers do exist, but are called "caravans." Lower-class stereotypes do exist, the chav being just one example.

Ambulance Driver said...

There but for the grace of God go I.

That right there is why I gave up dating gravy wrestlers.

Anonymous said...

Council estates, possibly even worse than trailer parks.

ASM826 said...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gravy-wrestler-hit-in-face-with-wrench-783440

There's a picture of the injury. She got pretty badly hurt.

There's also glamor pics. That a very attractive gravy wrestler.

And no, I don't think I would have every thought to put those words together in the same sentence.

libertyman said...

Kind of like the famous headline: "Headless body found in Topless Bar".

Anonymous said...

Is Princess Sarah all right?

Gerry

Old NFO said...

Yeah, they have worse... :-)

Randall said...

You get less damage being hit with a Mil-Spec Monkey Wrench.

Randall

Les @ LPN Salary said...

Ouch!

*sings* don't wanna be your monkey wrench...

foo much.

Ed said...

Not just any gravy, but reconstituted Bisto gravy granules!

http://www.aahnight.co.uk/

Yum!

Julie said...

i'm tempted to ask "why" re: gravy wrestling, but I'm not sure I actually want to know the answer ....