Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex
A model who became a champion gravy wrestler suffered serious eye damage after being hit in the face with a monkey wrench.Yes. It is exactly what it sounds like. Jello wrestling, only instead of the slippery gelatin it's... gravy. Um, yeah. I think I'll pass - they look like they just finished changing the engine oil in an old Fiat - there's pictures of the gravy wrestling in the article. I'm sure this will surprise you - there was alcohol involved. Because, you know, they don't just hit *anyone* in the face with a monkey wrench...
Elisa Sampson, 31, was hit in the face by her 'best friend' Sabina English, after arriving back at her home in Rossendale, Lancashire, and finding the single mother having sex with another friend on her sofa.
Stretch wants to know if they have trailer parks in England...
That is all.
11 comments:
Trailers do exist, but are called "caravans." Lower-class stereotypes do exist, the chav being just one example.
There but for the grace of God go I.
That right there is why I gave up dating gravy wrestlers.
Council estates, possibly even worse than trailer parks.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gravy-wrestler-hit-in-face-with-wrench-783440
There's a picture of the injury. She got pretty badly hurt.
There's also glamor pics. That a very attractive gravy wrestler.
And no, I don't think I would have every thought to put those words together in the same sentence.
Kind of like the famous headline: "Headless body found in Topless Bar".
Is Princess Sarah all right?
Gerry
Yeah, they have worse... :-)
You get less damage being hit with a Mil-Spec Monkey Wrench.
Randall
Ouch!
*sings* don't wanna be your monkey wrench...
foo much.
Not just any gravy, but reconstituted Bisto gravy granules!
http://www.aahnight.co.uk/
Yum!
i'm tempted to ask "why" re: gravy wrestling, but I'm not sure I actually want to know the answer ....
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