I'll Take "Things That Will Never Happen" for $1,000, Alex...

Well, this is an interesting turn of events...

Feds move to deport President Obama’s uncle

President Obama’s illegal-alien uncle will be required to report to local immigration offices next week to discuss arrangements for his removal from the country, a source told the Herald.

The source, who requested anonymity, said Onyango Obama, 67, “will be required to report next week to Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Burlington to discuss, with immigration, arrangements to effectuate his departure from the U.S.”

Ah, yes, the "anonymous source"... I'm guessing that this will disappear quietly, with less fanfare than Aunt Zeituni being given political asylum. I would guess that this is standard operating procedure for the case to be remanded to ICE once it came to their attention; of course, whether or not there would have been any action on this had it not garnered media attention remains an exercise for the reader.

I would fall over dead of shock if this goes any further than a hearing. I suspect that the same rationale will be given and accepted for Unkie Alkie to be given political asylum, and that he'll become a citizen just like Aunt Zeituni. I imagine that this is being aired now so as to be so far out of the collective consciousness come November that it may as well have happened during the Bronze Age...

I'll make this wager right now, though: if Unkie Alkie actually does get sent back to Kenya, I'll make a $100 donation to the Brady Campaign...

That is all.

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(image courtesy of Robb Allen)