Monday, May 21, 2012

Monday Morning Humor

I spent a lot of time outside in the hot spring sun this weekend. Mowing the lawn, planting flowers, washing the car, softball practice, etc.; I spent a good portion of both days this weekend outside in the sun. When I got up this morning and looked in the mirror, the effects of a weekend's worth of exposure without sunscreen was apparent - I currently sport a bit of a sunburn.

Given the reddish tinge to my skin right now, I'm wondering if I qualify as native American given Elizabeth Warren's criteria...

That is all.

6 comments:

Armed Texan said...

Sorry, but you have to publish plagiarized authentic Cherokee recipes such as crab cakes before you can be considered Indian.

Exurbankevin said...

I sympathize with Elizabeth Warren.

I myself am 1/32 Samoan.

And 1/8th Thin Mint.

*rimshot*

Dave H said...

A boonie hat makes a big difference.

Weer'd Beard said...

http://annecolettadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bizarro-2012-05-03-at-12-36-59-pm.png

karrde said...

Would you also qualify as a redneck?

Or did the sunburn not touch the neck region?

Andi said...

Oh and here I was thinking with a set of little horns, you could be a little devil...