Uh, why did you bring a Pet Home when you know there's no money to feed it? And even if you could afford the Pet Food, there's none on the Shelves. And with the New Biden-Approved Pet Laws coming to Massachusetts, you're just going to have to put it down anyway, because you can't afford the Mandatory LIability Insurance, the Mandatory Tags, the Mandatory Safe Storage Facility, etc.
Sorry, Jay, you're just gonna have to ship that pet out to the Farm here in Ohio where it can run Free and play with all the Other Pets that are Allowed in Ohio... ; )
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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If it turns into a pony, make sure you call Erin...
Nice. I had one turn up at the LGS yesterday.
Nice.... and today's date is 2.23 to boot !!!!!
Oh, it looks so forlorn. Please tell it that it is welcome home anytime!
Hope mine is soon! Well, at least before CT becomes the "trample the Constitution" state.
Quirky, Edgy flower arrangement, right? Lamp?
I remember when Jay got his first AR... BRD is a harsh mistress.
Uh, why did you bring a Pet Home when you know there's no money to feed it? And even if you could afford the Pet Food, there's none on the Shelves. And with the New Biden-Approved Pet Laws coming to Massachusetts, you're just going to have to put it down anyway, because you can't afford the Mandatory LIability Insurance, the Mandatory Tags, the Mandatory Safe Storage Facility, etc.
Sorry, Jay, you're just gonna have to ship that pet out to the Farm here in Ohio where it can run Free and play with all the Other Pets that are Allowed in Ohio... ; )
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