Higher Sperm Counts Are a Breeze with a Kilt
Low sperm count got you down? The problem might not be in your pants — the problem may be pants themselves.See, ladies? Men in kilts are even more virile than their bifurcated-lower garment wearing brethren. Like we needed more proof...
Researchers believe wearing kilts — the skirtlike garments long associated with Scottish bagpipers — could enhance men's fertility while also providing psychological benefits.
And there is no way this study was biased, being done in Scotland or anything:
And the healthiest, most virile way to wear a kilt? "Regimental style," the study authors suggest — also known as "going commando," or simply "not wearing any underwear."Sorry ladies. This manly specimen is taken:
"There are strong psychological benefits associated with kilt wearing," the researchers noted, "most notably (a) a feeling of masculinity and pride and (b) positive attention from sexual admirers.
Thanks to Brad_in_MA for the link!
7 comments:
That look seems unlikely to intimidate BabyGirlG's future suitors, LOL.
My wife and I needed a jump start on our family, and one recommendation was for me to wear boxers because cooling the plumbing improves the yield. A few years later, after we'd resolved our fertility faux pas, I saw in the news where someone had invented shorts with a small water reservoir and pump to keep the area cool by evaporation.
All things considered, I'd rather wear a kilt than a machine that wets my pants for me.
LOL, go right ahead Jay, we'll just stand over here and ignore you when the breeze hits... :-D
@ NFO:
No we won't!
;)
Remember - Lift using your knees, not your back.
LOL Suzanne :-D
".....I'd rather wear a kilt than a machine that wets my pants for me."
If peein' your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.....
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