Saturday, March 17, 2007

Holy Lower Back Pain, Batman...

I just shoveled twelve inches of heavy, wet global warming off my driveway.

Curse you, George Bush, and your Halliburton weather machine!

6 comments:

Ambulance Driver said...

"Half-assed humor?" Don't sell yourself short. That was 100% prime smartass. ;)

Anonymous said...

Any post with the words "12 inches" included is nothing short of comedy gold, baby.

Ricky (still too lazy to recall his login)

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...maybe you shouldn't get that big gas, guzzlin' truck afterall. :)

Cassidy

Jay G said...

AD,

Given your talented and hysterical writing, I take that as high praise indeed, good sir.

Ricky,

Believe me, this is one time in my life I didn't want 12 inches... ;)

Cassidy,

Believe me, if I thought global warming would save me from shoveling, I'd buy the new Hemi Dodge and drive it around all day long in four wheel low. With the AC on. And the e-brake... ;)

Anonymous said...

(Ricky here, my wife is signed in so I'm not logging her out....I'm not stupid)

Jay,
I guess now is a bad time to mention that my autistic son had his first baseball practice with a 'real' team yesterday, in 72 degree north Georgia, eh? :)

Jay G said...

Harumph. I've had customers from all over the US teasing me about our weather. Including one from southern CA who bragged about her 80ºF weekend...

Oh well. Talk to me in July... :P