- Children Easter Math: Large amounts of chocolate ingested in a short proximity to bedtime = A mess daddy has to clean up a couple hours later
- Morning commute interrupted by turkeys. No, I don't mean average MA drivers, I mean actual, honest-to-goodness turkeys. As in butterball turkeys. And drivers too fucking stupid to go around them. So I guess there *were* average MA drivers, too...
- Road rage math: 345 HP Hemi motor + stupid soccer mom on phone who runs stop sign and stops halfway in the intersection = powerslide and a big ol' shit-eatin' grin replacing the grimace on my face.
- Workplace math: One day off from work = at least a day-and-a-half's worth of backlog.
- Six shopping days to Buy A Gun Day.
That is all.
2 comments:
Monday's math: 4 work days left, Patriot's day making a 3 day weekend.
One of those days off is reserved for shooting clay flying saucers.
mike
Interestingly enough, there just might be some exploding clay saucers in my Patriot's Day weekend...
There's definitely going to be some .308 goodness, that's for sure... :)
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