Monday, April 9, 2007

Monday Morning Musings

  • Children Easter Math: Large amounts of chocolate ingested in a short proximity to bedtime = A mess daddy has to clean up a couple hours later
  • Morning commute interrupted by turkeys. No, I don't mean average MA drivers, I mean actual, honest-to-goodness turkeys. As in butterball turkeys. And drivers too fucking stupid to go around them. So I guess there *were* average MA drivers, too...
  • Road rage math: 345 HP Hemi motor + stupid soccer mom on phone who runs stop sign and stops halfway in the intersection = powerslide and a big ol' shit-eatin' grin replacing the grimace on my face.
  • Workplace math: One day off from work = at least a day-and-a-half's worth of backlog.
  • Six shopping days to Buy A Gun Day.

That is all.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Monday's math: 4 work days left, Patriot's day making a 3 day weekend.

One of those days off is reserved for shooting clay flying saucers.

mike

Jay G said...

Interestingly enough, there just might be some exploding clay saucers in my Patriot's Day weekend...

There's definitely going to be some .308 goodness, that's for sure... :)