Preschool’s rabbit stolen in anti-circus protest
SPOKANE, Wash. - A pet rabbit named Sugar Bunny was stolen from a preschool and fliers protesting circus animal acts were left in its empty cage.
The preschool’s children gathered in a circle Monday to remember Sugar Bunny. “We talked about how some people have different ideas about animals,” said teacher Lori Peters. “Some people don’t think they should be in cages.”
Got that? These sick bastards broke into a fucking pre-school and took the class's pet rabbit. Some filthy tree-hugging hippie feels morally superior to a group of 4 year olds. What a hero.
I'm going to have veal for dinner for the rest of the week JUST FOR YOU, ASSHOLE. Bunny, be free! Baby cow, be my dinner.
Asshole.
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I try to be a peaceful person... but its nits like that that make me want to take a shover to the back of some folks heads.
Does that makes me a bad person?
When I was living in the country, it would be the same nonsense year after year. A few days after Easter you'd see all those cute little bunnies bought for presents (and soon found to involve actual WORK to maintain) being dropped out in the country side under the thought "They'll be fine... bunnies live wild all the time."
Ahhh... no. Hares live wild, bunnies get eaten by the first hungry animal to wander by. If their lucky... the rest starve to death in fear and confusion as their "protectors" fail to come back for them.
Damned hippy/yippy's are why I ended up with a couple of dozen pet rabbits over the years. Oh well, at least the poop was good for the garden.
Good site, I'll have to wander by again.
Mmmmm, bunny. Mmmmm, veal. Clearly I'm going to have to do a side-by-side taste test.
Only animal in this story I wouldn't taste test is the hippy. Too stringy and greasy.
Of course, if any hippy wants to steal the bunny from my kids' schoolrooms and I find out about it, they're gonna find a world of hurt.
Too bad Lori Peters didn't say, "Some people belong in cages".
The more I think about this, the more I can't decide if I'm pissed off or amused...
I mean, really. The thought of this hero, sitting around with his "Earth First!" hippie friends, smokin' a doob on the couch in his mom's basement, bragging about the time they saved this bunny from the eeeevil... pre-schoolers...
Pathetic. On many levels.
If this had been my daughter's pre-school, I'd be tempted to donate a new bunny and then set up a neighborhood "watch" to see if they were dumb enough to come back.
By "watch", you mean "sight in through a 4-9x32 atop a suppressed .22 rifle", I assume.
Nah. You can't shoot hippies with a .22 - they require centerfire ammo at a minimum to be certain of penetrating the hemp clothing... ;)
Good post.
James
>ou can't shoot hippies with a .22 - they require centerfire ammo at a minimum to be certain of penetrating the hemp clothing...<
Maybe a .17 HMR, and go for lung-shots?
Jay,
Veal's a good idea. How 'bout baby rack of lamb? They're so cuuuuuuuuute. As for perforating the hippies . . . . slow-moving, large caliber hollowpoints and gut-shots. Make the asswipes suffer.
Well for a buck weighing between 150 and 200 lbs I use either a .30-'30 or a .30-'06, so for a hippy weighing the same I don't see why I'd change cartridge size.
I just want to point out that here at MArooned we do not advocate the shooting of hippies, smelly or otherwise.
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Ammo's expensive. Think Louisville Slugger...
Reminds me of the bunch out in WA or OR, I believe. They broke into a mink ranch and turned all of the minks loose. Dead minks on the highways for a long time after, and the rest were hunted down.
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My first thought was, "Great, bunny on the road, flat. Much better than being hugged and petted by preschoolers." Dumb hemp-sniffers!
They don't give an airborne activity about the animals. Ruining the children's day is their power trip.
Same thing with the circus protests. They don't care about the elephants, they just don't want folks enjoying themselves.
Trust me, you can say "flying fuck" on my blog.
(And you're damn skippy...)
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