Tuesday, October 2, 2007

This Just In: Free Puppies and Rainbows For All!

Apparently Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Obama didn't want to be left out of the "Let's Give Away The Farm To Get Elected" parade started by Hillary! and her infamous "Give Every Baby $5K" plan.

Because now genius-boy wants to eliminate nuclear weapons.
CHICAGO - Democrat Barack Obama called for ridding the world of nuclear weapons Tuesday and offered his early opposition to the Iraq war as evidence of sound judgment that trumps his lack of Washington experience.

Obama argued that U.S. policy is still focused on the defunct Soviet Union instead of combatting the nuclear threat from rogue nations and terrorists. The United States shouldn't unilaterally disarm, he said, but it must work with other nations to phase out weapons and control atomic
material.

And while we're at it, let's pass a law outlawing rainy days and Mondays.

Look, Barack, we'd ALL like to see a world in which nuclear weapons didn't exist. We'd also like to see a world where diamonds fell from the sky and gold bullion sprouted out of our asses. However, the rest of us live in the real world, where wishes are not fishes, and the only nets are in our hair.

I cannot fucking believe that this is what passes for presidential material. I've had paper cuts deeper than this guy. I've had bowel movements with more substance.

And yet, here he stands, poised to be our next vice president...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know, I could be channelling slightly too much conspiracy theory-ism, but I honestly do not think he was always this stupid. For a while there, he seemed actually rational, if not borderline intelligent. And then he just went stupid, and has not turned back. One has to wonder what prompted the change...