Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Random Observations...

Just some random stuff upon which to ruminate on this last day of winter...

*Apparently only attractive women with firm, perky breasts order replacement flooring, and only dark-haired, well-muscled hunks install said flooring. And the flooring business is owned by a grey-haired, mustashioed grandfatherly type.

*Note to car manufacturers: Cars with automatic transmissions are in Park when the shifter is all the way forward or visible above the dashboard. Don't have commercials where your car appears to be moving when the transmission is clearly in Park.

*Alright, enough about the hooker that caused the torpedoing of Eliot Spitzer's career. Her 15 minutes were up 14½ minutes ago.

*The first day of spring is tomorrow. Hard to get in the spring spirit when it's cold and snowy, but that's global warming for ya...

That is all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jay, get your names straight. Global warming is a thing of the past. Now the enviro-facists are calling it "Global Climate Change"

One more thing. I'm back.