If you so much as try to touch my piece of pie, I will stab my fork through the back of your fucking hand - twice, if it's pumpkin.
(for more context, RTWT).
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
That is all.
If you so much as try to touch my piece of pie, I will stab my fork through the back of your fucking hand - twice, if it's pumpkin.
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Thank you for the link, Mr. G!
(and p.s. you are my favoritest foul-mouthed, baldheaded, mustachioed biker)
She promised to fork me, G!
It would be funny, if the subject matter wasn't so painful.
I was a single issue voter, I hated "my guy" for everything he stood for except his support for the Fair Tax. Now he's gone, too.
I think I'll write in Mickey Mouse.
Tag!
http://cowboyblob.blogspot.com/2008/04/mugshots.html
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