Look. If you're in a long line of traffic at an intersection with a traffic light, where the traffic on the other side of the intersection is backed up to said intersection, and you proceed directly into the middle of the intersection after the light has turned yellow, you are a fucking asshole. Eat shit and die, you vehicular clog on the traffic artery of life.
Your dumbfuckery results in absolutely NO ONE getting through the fucking intersection, all so you can sit there, in your asshatmobile, waiting for the long line in front of you to start moving. You're saving yourself MAYBE 20 seconds of time, and making yourself a giant fucking target being in the middle of the intersection. All I can add is that I hope the next time you pull this shithead stunt an
Please, resist him. Ideally, get out of your car quickly and rush the police car with something dark in your hand...
Failing that, please drink out of a bottle of Drano, post haste. Fall into an open septic tank and light a match to see. Blowdry your hair in the bathtub. Play Russian Roulette with a Glock. In short, die motherfucker, die.
That is all.
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Sadly, I seem to recall a few years ago a couple of teenagers (18-19) ATTEMPTING to play Russian Roulette with a semi automatic. Didn't work out too well and the authorities were kicking around an idea of charging the surviving girl with something. Her boyfriend didn't make it if I remember correctly.
("Sadly" in the beginning is to express my sadness at people's stupidity, not an implication that the incident is sad because a moron shot himself in the head. At least, thank God, the couple didn't have kids!)
Damn, dude. Tell us how you really feel!
I've got an intersection near the office that actually seems to draw in folks who do that. So the city put up the "Do Not Block Intersection" signs, which are helpful since it's already illegal to block intersections.
The kicker? This intersection is about 1/4 mile from the largest police substation in San Antonio.
The REAL kicker? A couple of weeks ago, A COP DID IT.
Drano, indeed.
tweaker
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