Dude, external plumbing means you can pee in the sink. It isn't a matter of "why?" but more a matter of "why not?" It is simply one of those "because I can" moments.
Ted Now, the propuh term would be "two holuh" (holer). Now, us boys up theyuh from downeast might not be the most civlized creatchuhs, but dangit we do know how tuh make the best of the sitchiashun. I tell ya by gub, s'merly a mattuh of convenience- utilizin' the tools ya gut on hand to 'ccomplish the desiuh'd goal. S'all there is to it mistuh.
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Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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Man, I haven't done that since I was like.... 23.
Lessee . . .
Your progeny is a bit too young for copious qty's of alcohol to be involved . . . did he "OD" on juice boxes or something? Hope his aim was true.
Because your bathroom isn't, as they say Down East, a "Two Holler" (sorry, "Hollah").
And dude, you're really muscling in on Og's turf, what with this and last week's cr@pblogging.
One stop blogging, yessiree.
Jay,
I told my wife I'm going to write a book about parenting, being married, etc.
The title would be "I never thought I would..."
This is a classic example. Remind me to tell the story of how I attempted to euthanasized two turtles. Those little suckers are tough.
Dude, external plumbing means you can pee in the sink. It isn't a matter of "why?" but more a matter of "why not?" It is simply one of those "because I can" moments.
Ted
Now, the propuh term would be "two holuh" (holer). Now, us boys up theyuh from downeast might not be the most civlized creatchuhs, but dangit we do know how tuh make the best of the sitchiashun. I tell ya by gub, s'merly a mattuh of convenience- utilizin' the tools ya gut on hand to 'ccomplish the desiuh'd goal. S'all there is to it mistuh.
Ah, the freedom we have as men. The sink is as good a place as any, and that includes the one in the women's room.
none of you are invited inside my house.
Breda,
Do you have trees?
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