Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Way To Go, Idaho!

Alternate title: Fry, Fucker, Fry...

This is one of the most horrific things I have ever read in my fucking life. Be warned.

Death for man who kidnapped, murdered Idaho boy

BOISE, Idaho — A longtime sex offender was sentenced to death Wednesday for the 2005 kidnapping, torture and murder of a 9-year-old northern Idaho boy after federal jurors who watched video of some of the brutality deliberated just three hours.

The jurors' recommendation was binding on U.S. District Judge Edward Lodge, who thanked them, dismissed them and then sentenced Joseph Edward Duncan III.

Relatives of the victim, Dylan Groene, remained somber as the jury's decision was announced. Duncan murdered Dylan's mother, older brother and his mother's fiance to kidnap him and his younger sister, who was sexually abused along with her brother but survived.

"The jury speaks the mind of the community," U.S. Attorney Tom Moss said. "By the verdict today, they have given voice to the victims."

Someone PLEASE tell me that Idaho has "Drawing and Quartering" as their death penalty. Barring that I'll take death-by-woodchipper a la Fargo, only with this worthless waste of oxygen alive at the onset of the chipper.

If there is any justice in the world, Dylan's father will put a .30-06 slug right through this bastard's worthless melon the first time they move him. And no jury in America should convict him.

This was particularly infuriating:
Duncan showed no reaction other than smiling as the verdict was passed to the judge.

Kill this motherfucker tomorrow. If not tonight. Give me the fucking job, I will drive out to Idaho myself to put a dozen 12 gauge slugs through his worthless body. No, strike that. It would give me the greatest pleasure in the world to beat this piece of shit to death with my bare fucking hands.

I wonder if this was a premonition of things to come:

Whelan told the jury that Duncan would pose a risk even to prison guards and fellow inmates.
Is it illegal to offer a crate of cigarettes to the first inmate who shanks this piece of shit to death???

Last words on this? Die, motherfucker, die. Ideally slowly and painfully. But then again, the faster the death, the faster you can rot in hell.

That is all.

14 comments:

MedicMatthew said...

Damn Jay, don't hold back.

p.s. Um, can I help?

DJK said...

Tell ya what, Jay...I'm with ya...every word.

Mike W. said...

"Someone PLEASE tell me that Idaho has "Drawing and Quartering" as their death penalty."

Jay - You and I are on the same page. I say bring back drawing & quartering, the pillory, and public hangings.

Even my parents think I'm a heartless asshole in that regard.

DJK said...

THEY (the criminals) are/were the heartless ones. They deserve it.


That might be part of the problem with USA.... TOO compassionate for the WRONG people.

Epijunky said...

Drawn and quartering.

Sign me up to help. I'll race you, I'm closer.

doubletrouble said...

I always liked the idea of doing the perp in the same manner he made his victim suffer.

I'm sure they could find someone to do it...

Erica said...

I like your style, brother. Maybe his man parts can also be sawed off with a dull serrated steak knife while he's still alive, so he could watch it/them be fed to a wild animal.

TOTWTYTR said...

The only good part here is since it's a federal court, one complete set of appeals courts are eliminated. Which means it might be as "little" as five years until this sub human piece of crap is removed from the face of the earth.

Mark said...

Jay, you're holding back. Tell us what you really feel. Go on. Be honest.

I'm just glad they're going to execute this human-shaped error, frankly.

zeeke42 said...

Jay, I think you should use a bayonet. The older, rustier, and duller the better.

TOTWTYTR said...

"Blogger zeeke42 said...

Jay, I think you should use a bayonet. The older, rustier, and duller the better."

Only if we can dress the scumbag as a Teletubby! In which case I know the where, when, and who, of the execution.

BobG said...

"Is it illegal to offer a crate of cigarettes to the first inmate who shanks this piece of shit to death???"

Actually, I was thinking more of a crate of Viagra to his cellmate (hopefully a large "friendly" guy), to make his stay more interesting until he is executed.

knitalot3 said...

The sad thing is that he already has at least two life sentences for killing the mother and fiance. Now he gets to stand trial in California for another murder.

It would be really good if a way could be found to get on with the death penalty for this deserving scum and stop letting him bleed society and it's resources.

If he were to somehow escape.... I don't think he'd get far.

Anonymous said...

For an individual like this, I'd rather see Kafka's style of execution from "In the Penal Colony".
-Sara, who has 2 motorcycles, 2 guns, and still isn't a republican :)