Y'see, the "skin stripes" I carved for the Ren Faire weren't exactly well-received in the professional environment. Nothing was said, exactly, but the general atmosphere to the unconventional facial hair was less-than-inviting, I'll leave it at that.
Plus it was a stone cold bee-yotch to shave those teeny stripes in...
So I cut it back to a mustache, but held off on trimming for a bit... Voila! Instant '70s pornstache...
That is all.
12 comments:
Jay,
you look like Mario, actually with the new skinny Jay it's more like Luigi
B
BEARD BIGOTS!
Haha, you look like a younger version of my grandpa in that pic!
Oh, that is awesome.
Yup, Luigi from Super Mario Bros.
Man, I thought those strips were rocking.
Dude. DUDE...
B,
Luigi. We actually had a poodle named Luigi when I was a child...
tjp,
Like I said, no one actually said anything, it was just more of a pre-emptive move...
mike,
Thanks. Thanks a lot. {mumble mumble} dern kids...
T-bolt,
Thanks! I kinda like it. I feel like I should be followed around with a soundtrack going BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW...
djk,
Hey, Luigi is a lot better than the other Italian I used to look like - Dom Deluise...
the saj,
BabyGirl G really liked them, too. I might have to grow it back...
sci-fi,
WHAT?
Sci-fi's just busting on me because he knew me when I was a teenager who tried for over a year to grow something on his upper lip...
I was just wondering when you started at the Jamie Hyneman School of Mustache Waxers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters).
:)
I think you've watched that Tick episode (That Mustache Feeling) one time too many...
Taft, does your mustache ever... hurt you?
Taft: "It does when it gets caught in my jacket's zipper."
The Tick: "Yeah, and if it picks up a lamp and beats you over the head with it!"
Taft: "Uh... okay."
Have you thought of growing a little beard? With that mustache and the right kind of beard you'd look like Guy Fawkes...
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