You've got to understand something. The last time I was drunk was my sister-in-law's wedding.
In 2000.
mike w,
I like both of those, actually; I chose the light because, well, even on a bender I try to stick to a diet... ;)
DT,
Hey, I never claimed to be a big beer drinker (used to be, back in the day...)
scotaku,
I thought about breaking out the tequila I have in the basement (complete with worm), but thought better of it - I'll finish the bottle and wind up in the hospital...
weer'd,
Good call. Even if something were to happen, it's not going to be tonight - we won't know about any shenanigans until early morning at the earliest...
FYI, tequila doesn't have a worm. If your tequila has a worm in it, then your taste for tequila matches your taste for "beer". :)
If I weren't nearly a day's drive away from you, I'd bring you some good booze. Sam Adams. Pah.
First of all you live in Massachusetts. You should be used to elitist pricks like me. Hehehe. Second, if ya don't you should be preparing for an Obama presidency, which may well require you to pretend you can tell the difference between Saaz hops and East Kent Golding hops.
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Drunk blogging begins early. Heh.
Not a bad choice. You should try their Octoberfest & Winter Ale.
Good Lord!
I can tell you're not a beer drinker...
8^)
Long Hammer IPA here- 6.5%- that ought to do it.
I'm now just praying that it will be celebratory, although they just called VT for 0 w/NO precincts reporting- go figger...
Went straight to the vodka at 1800h. Going to switch to something different when the next perestroika comes along.
Traffic was heavy driving home tonight, so Instead I chose to lock up the guns and pop open some Beefeater Gin.
Definitely should carry a case of Sammies into the voting booth with you...
Greg,
You've got to understand something. The last time I was drunk was my sister-in-law's wedding.
In 2000.
mike w,
I like both of those, actually; I chose the light because, well, even on a bender I try to stick to a diet... ;)
DT,
Hey, I never claimed to be a big beer drinker (used to be, back in the day...)
scotaku,
I thought about breaking out the tequila I have in the basement (complete with worm), but thought better of it - I'll finish the bottle and wind up in the hospital...
weer'd,
Good call. Even if something were to happen, it's not going to be tonight - we won't know about any shenanigans until early morning at the earliest...
Had the gout put a hurtin' on my foot today.
No beer for me. =(
FYI, tequila doesn't have a worm. If your tequila has a worm in it, then your taste for tequila matches your taste for "beer". :)
If I weren't nearly a day's drive away from you, I'd bring you some good booze. Sam Adams. Pah.
First of all you live in Massachusetts. You should be used to elitist pricks like me. Hehehe. Second, if ya don't you should be preparing for an Obama presidency, which may well require you to pretend you can tell the difference between Saaz hops and East Kent Golding hops.
Not tonight, and most likely not in Wakefield. I feel pretty safe.
Arrr
True. Mezcal has the worm. I just didn't think you'd get the difference... ;)
You're drinking Sam Adams LIGHT?
That's like sex without a partner:P
dude, I *am* married...
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