It's all the way up to 21ºF this morning. Feels like a heat wave after the negative numbers of the past couple of days. Of course, that means it's snowing. Again. This is like the fifth or sixth time we've gotten substantial (>6") snow in the span of a month. The last time I can recall getting this much snow was in the early 1990s (I remember because I was commuting to UNH, about an hour away, at the time, and snow turned a 55-minute commute into a 3 hour ordeal...)
Obviously, I blame George Bush and his evil Halliburton weather machine.
I'm glad that Barack Obama will heal our planet so that we only get precipitation between the hours of midnight at 5 AM, and the temperature will vary from 60-80ºF year-round. And pink unicorn farts will power our micro-cars to get us to and from our mandated 25 hour-a-week-or-less jobs paying $50/hour. And giant talking broccoli stalks from the planet Weembo will mow our lawns for free...
That is all.
(Think I need a new category: Sunday Snark)...
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Sunday snark? As opposed to the rest of the week's snark? :)
Dude, don't you know that now you're supposed to hire illegal aliens to shovel your drive?
Don't you care about social justice? Well? WELL?
/snark
Or you could use teenage boys like I do.
Actually, Dad G. just came over with the snowthrower of doom and cleared the driveway.
SCORE!
You forgot about personal flying pigs that will replace those air-polluting jets and solve all traffic congestion problems
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