ROCHESTER, N.H.— Rochester, N.H., police are looking for a man who they say hit a woman in the head with a hammer.
The assault took place Sunday night and police said it left the woman bleeding from the head. Police are looking at 53-year-old Leo Gelinas of Rochester.
This happened in NH? Home of the Uzi-bearing trees, where guns just fall off the bush and lay around waiting for someone to bring them into MA? And all this dude could get his hands on was a claw hammer? (Side note: Does Caleb have an alibi?).
Obviously NH needs to enact Estwing control to go with the one-drink-an-hour law...
That is all.
2 comments:
Sorry to say, your post hit the nail on the head.
I told you I was sorry.
You know Caleb.
Couldn't have been him unless the weapon used was a cute little tack hammer.
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