Monday, February 16, 2009

How Can This Be?

Police say NH man hit woman with hammer
ROCHESTER, N.H.— Rochester, N.H., police are looking for a man who they say hit a woman in the head with a hammer.

The assault took place Sunday night and police said it left the woman bleeding from the head. Police are looking at 53-year-old Leo Gelinas of Rochester.

This happened in NH? Home of the Uzi-bearing trees, where guns just fall off the bush and lay around waiting for someone to bring them into MA? And all this dude could get his hands on was a claw hammer? (Side note: Does Caleb have an alibi?).

Obviously NH needs to enact Estwing control to go with the one-drink-an-hour law...

That is all.

2 comments:

dr mac said...

Sorry to say, your post hit the nail on the head.

I told you I was sorry.

Ambulance Driver said...

You know Caleb.

Couldn't have been him unless the weapon used was a cute little tack hammer.