MArooned: Gettin' Old...

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Gettin' Old...

You know you're getting old when you see a cute, approximately-teenaged girl walking down your street and your first thought is,

"Hey! I wonder if she's old enough to... babysit?"

That is all.

4 comments:

Asphyxiated Emancipation said...: Ouch.; August 25, 2009 at 5:35 PM
wolfwalker said...: That's not age, that's "happy husband and Dad" mode.; August 25, 2009 at 10:41 PM
RW said...: Honesty compels me to admit that's not my first thought. Fourth or fifth, maybe, but definitely not first.; August 26, 2009 at 8:44 AM
TOTWTYTR said...: I've reached that age where if a lovely young woman in her 20s smiles at me, I know it's because I remind her of her dad. Sigh...; August 26, 2009 at 2:11 PM

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