Friday, October 2, 2009

You Can't BUY Headlines Like This...

Author claims Ted Williams’ head mistreated

NEW YORK — The New York Daily News is reporting that Red Sox [team stats] Hall of Famer Ted Williams’ severed head was mistreated at an Arizona cryonics facility, according to details from a new book.

In "Frozen," Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., writes that Williams’ head, which had been severed and frozen for storage, was abused at the facility.

What does it say about us as a society that we allow such rampant mistreatment of the incorporeal-Americans? Personally, I blame Bush.

That is all.

2 comments:

libertyman said...

Ted will be mad when he comes back, that's for sure.

Jay G said...

Cyborg Ted Williams is going to be looking to kick someone's ass, that's for sure...