Random Thoughts:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay Jewelers.
Let me see... I agree with... all of these!
That is all.
13 comments:
#10 happened today at about 6:45am. :(
Bringing teh funny.
Slow day at the office, eh?
- Brad
Jay, your fancy-pants fidge doesn't have a light in the freezer?
Man that thing can do anything but make you a sammich...and light up the frozen food, I guess....
Great list!
Jay,
regarding #9, "bad decisions make good stories":
Isn't that how blogging got started in the first place?
5. Tuck all of the fitted corners together.
6. Sure, it means you can write something your kids can't read.
12. Odds are that Word reformatted it for your default printer and it sees it as a change.
16. That's a terrific idea. I am so going to do that.
Works for me :-)
11. I'm still on regular DVDs. Screw everything that comes after that.
17. How would you know; they're stealthy.
Great list! Thanks for an LOL on a rainy saturday.
#17 Hit the gas !
Yup, number 10. Some days I've felt that way by 11am! And as for blu-rays, I'm probably a throwback to the stone age but I still have only a VCR (which I haven't used in months!).
To which I'd add: Dishes etc. are either dishwasher safe or disposable. I find out which by running them through the dishwasher.
Grayson kinda/sorta beat me to it. I wanted to say that anything that happens is potential blog fodder.
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