Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Okay, I Lied...

Tiger's shenanigans are good for one thing: The work humor mill. A co-worker just stopped by with this little larf:
Q. How is Santa Claus different than Tiger Woods?

A. Santa stops at three "ho"s...

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week...

That is all.

6 comments:

libertyman said...

It gets worse:

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards ..

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?.....they went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree, apparently he couldn’t decide between a wood or an iron.

Rumor has it Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.


Tiger likes his women like he does his golf balls - white with dimples

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? Both have been clubbed by Norwegians.

Anonymous said...

You can't call him Tiger any more, he's now a "Cheetah!"

MaddMedic said...

You know it is illegal to make someone snarf good beer through the nostrils by posting such ridiculously funny stuff!! Now my screen is all bleery..

Old NFO said...

I 'hate' coming in late on these... Libertyman beat me to it... :-)

Oh yeah, the count is now NINE!

Reputo said...

My car slid while I was turning into the parking lot at work and hit the guardrail. So, I filled out the work accident report (minimal damage). Later one of the managers emailed me with a follow up question: "Was Tiger Woods wife anywhere around?"

Unknown said...

Best one I've heard so far is "What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?"

Tiger can drive a golf ball over 400 yards!c