I've been trying for years (without success) to convince my wife to stop leaving the oven loaded with pizza boxes, clearly within reach of our minor daughter (okay, she's 20 now, but she still lives at home). And no matter how much we've tried oven-proofing the girlwomanchild, she still fires it up without press-checking the door to see if there are leftovers in the cooking chamber.
I wish I had a nickel for every time we've rushed smoking carboard out to the driveway, while the smoke alarms screeched in protest.
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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Ah...Um.. BREATHE... Too funny, but the underlying piece IS there...
Terrible, terrible tragedy.
I've been trying for years (without success) to convince my wife to stop leaving the oven loaded with pizza boxes, clearly within reach of our minor daughter (okay, she's 20 now, but she still lives at home). And no matter how much we've tried oven-proofing the girlwomanchild, she still fires it up without press-checking the door to see if there are leftovers in the cooking chamber.
I wish I had a nickel for every time we've rushed smoking carboard out to the driveway, while the smoke alarms screeched in protest.
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