A Cape Cod couple’s honeymoon got off to a rocky start when they were forced to spend their first night as husband and wife in separate jail cells.
The bride, Marissa Putignano-Keene, 22, of Hyannis, was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon - a car - after she allegedly tried to run over another woman and that woman’s son. The other woman later told the police that she had previously had a relationship with the groom.
If you spend your wedding night in jail, you might just be a redneck...
That is all.
3 comments:
Rednecks, on the Cape? Man, now there's a brainbender.
@ Wolfwalker: Foxworthy defines redneck as "a glorious lack of sophistication". No mention of geography or income...
Jay, what they're not telling you is that the bride was driving either a BMW or Mercedes SUV, and the shoes tied to the back bumper were Prada. :-D On the plus side, they'll be candidates for the upcoming episodes of Jerry Springah... "My Redneck Six-Figure Wedding".
(WV: chlit ... I'm so not going there.)
Notice "a glorious lack of sophistication" has nothing to do with the type of car being driven, or income brackets.
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