APRIL FOOLS!

I thought about doing an April Fool's Day post. I couldn't decide if I wanted to go big on a hoax, like the "Screw Youse All, I'm Hangin' It Up" bit, or if I wanted to go alarmist like last year, or even try something new like posting in Klingon. Instead, I had a different thought:

Each subsequent post posted today will have part of a puzzle hidden inside it somewhere. Might be a phrase, might be a sentence, might even only be a word, but each post will contain a clue as to the final April Fool.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to find each piece of the puzzle and assemble it before I give it away - have at it!

That is all.