Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Two, Two, Two Dead Goblins at Once!

From FarmDad in Gunblogger Conspiracy comes not one but two heartwarming stories of goblins achieving room temperature care of armed citizens.

Story 1: Burglary attempt ends in shooting
MOSS POINT — Charles and Annetta Ray had just returned home from church when a New Orleans man looking for cash or a ride to a bus station tried to force his way inside their home Sunday, resulting in an exchange of gunfire that ended the man’s life, authorities and witnesses said.

Cornelious Ferrande, 23, died Sunday of a single gunshot wound outside the home in the 3800 block of Wembley Avenue, Jackson County Coroner Vicki Broadus said.

This one contains the quote of the day, too:
I hate that someone got killed, but in this case, the right one died.”
Heh.

Dead Goblin Count: 42

Story #2: Police: Homeowner Shoots, Kills Teen Intruder
A Denver man who confronted several people who were breaking into his home early Monday morning shot and killed a teenager, police said. The victim was shot multiple times in the head.

Police were already in the neighborhood when the shooting occurred at 2:20 a.m.
"Shot multiple times in the head". Doesn't that just give you the warm and fuzzies all over?

Dead Goblin Count: 43

Don't look now, but we're closing in on 50 dead goblins folks...

That is all.

4 comments:

PISSED said...

Gotta get a good smirk on your face when you see the bad guys get taken out.

Scott McCray said...

This part really torques me though:
"The victim was shot multiple times in the head."
Sorry, he was most emphatically not a victim, he was a criminal killed while committing a criminal act.
I'm just sayin'.

Angry Patriot said...

Make that 44...

80 year old man shot a 30-something intruder at 5:20 AM...

Yer gonna love this part.....

In the Garfield section of CHICAGO!!!!!!!

An attorney has already stepped up to represent the guy pro-bono if the city presses charges of illegal possession of a firearm within city limits...

WV: knovel
The use of a firearm in Chicago to kill a goblin...

A Horse Thief said...

The local Denver paper has now done their part to make sure that the actual victim in the second story suffers just a little more.

They have published his name, address, age, marital status, and occupation. I'm waiting for them to add his driver's license number, credit card numbers, and social security number to the story...bastards.