Let's see...
We know that Brett Michaels won something called "Celebrity Apprentice".
We know that the quasi-famous husband of a semi-star who died recent is dead.
We know that Sarah Ferguson is both off Weight Watchers and her rocker.
We know that the BP oil spill ZOMG is still leaking.
We know how "Lost" (some sort of TV show) ended.
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Oh, and BTW, not that it means anything or not, but North Korea is perpetrating acts of open war on its neighbor to the south, resulting in a stern warning from the Øbama administration that if it continues we might be forced to issue a stern warning or something.
I dunno 'bout the bread, but man those circuses are something, ain't they?
That is all.
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Does the circus have a pony?
What about a Unicorn? Obama promised me a goddamned Unicorn!
I wonder how many know that the Obama admin offered Sestak an appointment as sec. of Navy in exchange for dropping out of the PA race? I mean, it's only ILLEGAL to do such.
I blame the racist teabaggers...
I didn't know it was SecNav and for now at least Sestak isn't talking. Of course the FBI will be all over that investigation, just as soon as they are done investigating Sarah Palin for, well for something.
Yeah, interesting how the public knows all about Sarah Palin's daughter's ex-boyfriend, but very little about Jeremiah Wright, the Sestak job offer or what Obama actually did at college (we've never seen his grades). Then again, we never saw those medical records from John Kerry, did we?
...resulting in a stern warning from the Øbama administration that if it continues we might be forced to issue a stern warning...
That (is funny as hell) is precisely what I though when I read about it. Because we all know the awesome power of a UN Resolution condemning someone's actions.
The UN: Stop! Or we'll be forced to say stop again!
Keep in mind lads, we are NOT keeping troops in Korea to protect the south from the north, but rather to keep the south from going up north and cleaning their clocks. I have known a few South Koreans who reminded me of a doberman leaning on a chain collar hoping that a link will break when someone started talking about the reds up north. South Koreans are some tough boys.
Bread and circuses, Mike...
I am so stealing that line...
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