Friday Funnies...

Sent to me by Old NFO (thanks NFO!):

The economy is so bad that…

• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• My ATM gave me an IOU!
• A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
• I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
• I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
• My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
• Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
• A picture is now only worth 200 words.
• They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
• When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
• The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Figured we could all use a good laugh today...

That is all.