Don't Mess With Hasidic Diamond Merchants...

Okay, so I don't know for certain if the gentleman in this story is a Tribe member, but I just had to work a Blues Brothers reference into this post. From good friend and shootin' buddy Brad_in_ma comes this heartwarming dead goblin addition:

Jewelry Store Owner Shoots Robbery Suspects, 1 Dead

WILMINGTON -- A jewelry store owner shot two suspects, one fatally, during an attempted robbery in Wilmington Wednesday.

Oh, sure, it would have been better as a two-fer, but we'll take any addition to the DGC that we can get. The store owner was either really lucky, or really good:

Four suspects entered the store around 6:20 p.m.

The store owner was armed, however, and he opened fire, hitting two of the suspects, according to Det. Gus Villanueva of the Los Angeles Police Department.

Outnumbered four-to-one and he still takes two out. Not bad at all. Something tells me that the other two were in no condition to fight, as they most likely had to bail a trout pond out of their trousers when their plans for an easy score were thwarted by an armed citizen. Oh, yeah, and it was in California, just for the icing on the cake...

Sometimes the sheep aren't sheep.

Dead Goblin Count: 59

That is all.