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Sent to me in e-mail from PISSED:

Vineyard buzzes less for Obamas’ second visit

OAK BLUFFS — Sharky’s Cantina is once again mixing its “Obamarita’’ cocktail, with tastes of the president’s favorite fruits, and the Locker Room on Circuit Avenue has restocked the “I vacationed with Obama’’ T-shirts.

But as Martha’s Vineyard prepares for the first family’s visit tomorrow — their second summer stay here since President Obama took office — the excitement that marked last summer’s arrival of the fresh-faced commander in chief seems to have ebbed like the tide.

Okay, nothing shocking here. It's understandable that the Øbama's second visit would have less fanfare than the first. That's perfectly normal and expected. What is NOT normal nor expected - especially from tony Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts - is this:

“Last year, Obama gave you goose bumps, but I don’t think you’re going to see that this year,’’ said Alex McCluskey, co-owner of the Locker Room, who sold more than 4,000 “I vacationed with Obama’’ T-shirts last year. But so far this year, he said, his hot item is T-shirts of former President Bush asking, “Miss me yet?’’

[Jay blinks like a mole in the sun]

WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT????????????

T-shirts with GEORGE W. FREAKING BUSH on them are out-selling Øbama T-shirts? In Massa-freakin'-chusetts? On Martha's Vineyard, the posh island resort with left-leaning celebrity mansions and the Kennedy compound??? Holy turnarounds Batman!

You've really got to be doing something horrifically wrong to turn vacationing MAholes against you...

That is all.