"What do You want to Do?" > "What do You want to Do?" > "I would like to play a game". > "What Game do You want to play?" > "The one in the Movie that Matthew Broderick played in that movie I saw in the 80's". > Are you sure? > Are You Sure? > "I'll let you know on November 3rd."
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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YOU ARE IN AN OFFICE. IN FRONT OF YOU IS A COMPUTER DISPLAYING A STORY CALLED "BELTWAY ADVENTURE".
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>READ STORY
YOU HAVE READ THE STORY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>LAUGH
YOUR CO-WORKERS LOOK AT YOU FUNNY.
too bad ctrl+alt+del doesn't work outside a computer...
To you: 10,000 internets.
Brillant!
EXCELLENT!
w.v. "foriest" where the peasants live
It would be funny if I lived on another planet. Unfortunately, I live in Obamaland. Iowahawk nailed it, though, a great post.
"What do You want to Do?"
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"What do You want to Do?"
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"I would like to play a game".
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"What Game do You want to play?"
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"The one in the Movie that Matthew Broderick played in that movie I saw in the 80's".
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Are you sure?
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Are You Sure?
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"I'll let you know on November 3rd."
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