Thursday, October 14, 2010

Love A Happy Story!

Reader Scott sends the following heartwarming story about a goblin getting everything that's coming to him:

Store clerk kills intruder on first day at new job

Flint Police say a Quik Stop clerk is in shock after she shot and killed an intruder at the Flint store on Davison Road.

It happened Monday night around 11:00 p.m. as the clerk worked her first full day at her new job at the store.

Police say the man jumped through the front window. The woman told detectives she didn’t know if he intended to rob, rape, or kill her. She had no where to run or hide, so she pulled out her gun and shot him.

The dude was 6'4", 250 lbs. He vaulted the counter after a female clerk. Without that gun, she'd most likely be dead right now. Of course, to the Bradys of the world, that would be a superior outcome - the female clerk raped and then beaten to death rather than her violent assailant shot dead like the animal that he was.

Scott was kind enough to provide a link to the goblin's rap sheet. Take a quick read. Pay close attention to the crimes he committed, when he committed them, what he was sentenced to serve for jail time, and when he got out of jail. Heck, look at the active probation. There is simply no reason for this guy to have been out on the street.

And yet he was, free to walk among us and attack female clerks - fortunately, he met an armed one.

Dead Goblin Count: 73

That is all.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Linked.
Another great lesson in why we need to take care or ourselves.
On the hoplophobes will never learn.
Until it happens to them and then of course they'll blame Bush.

Butch Cassidy said...

The "Atta Girl" card from the neighboring businesses made my day. I can only hope her boss feels the same way and has given her an appropriate raise.

Ruth said...

good for her, and good for the surrounding businesses too! Sounds like they're all about to hit the end of their ropes, hope the criminals pay attention!