On the first day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the second day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the third day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the fourth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the fifth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the sixth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the seventh day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, seven Win '87s, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the eighth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, eight 1919s, seven Win '87s, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the ninth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, nine Auto-5s, eight 1919s, seven Win '87s, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the tenth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, ten Colt Woodsmans, nine Auto-5s, eight 1919s, seven Win '87s, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the eleventh day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, eleven 1903s, ten Colt Woodsmans, nine Auto-5s, eight 1919s, seven Win '87s, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
On the twelfth day of Gunnie Christmas, St. Browning gave to me, twelve Superimposeds, eleven 1903s, ten Colt Woodsmans, nine Auto-5s, eight 1919s, seven Win '87s, six 1908s, five 1911s, four Hi-Powers, three FN '10s, two Model 8s, and a rifle in .50 BMG.
Merry Gunnie Christmas everyone!
That is all.
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One of those 1903s is going to be my gunnie Christmas present!
Wow. Just wow. I want a Christmas like that. Even ONE day.
Dear santa, I've been a good boy... for the most part...for me...I've been a little better than normal for me this year.
Would you please double-check that Mister Browning is indeed going to drop off those 1903s for me?
As I have been pretty bad by many peoples' standards, will you drop off my coal in the form of black powder to help me feed the 1887s?
This makes me feel all festive!
You know...when I was singing this in my head, I realized that FN sounds just like "effin'" if you don't slow down an ennunciate clearly. I wonder if anyone's ever pointed that out to them.
I think it would go better with numbers corresponding to their days: eleven 1911, ten FN-10, five Auto-5, three 1903, etc. With as prolific as JMB was, I am sure you could match a firearm by number with each day.
So what would the Visa bill look like after "The Twelve Days of Gunnie Christmas"?
Now, what we need is a buncha gunnies, each of which owns one of these firearms, to take a short video of themselves: singing that short part of the song while holding the appropriate article; shooting that firearm; and singing FIIIIIIVE NINETEEN ELEVENS!
Put all those clips together, and that's YouTube gold right there.
Me and my 1911 are up for it.
Huh. I actually *have* five 1911s...
I love this. I crossed posted.
Jay,
To add a little levity . . . . I offer you a video production of the British National Health Services . . The 12 STI's of Christmas!! Here's a link:
http://www.catsprn.com/twelve_sti_xmas.htm
Enjoy.
Great job!
What about the .22 Auto rifle?
That was FRICKIN' AWESOME!! Hard to read too far without starting to sing it.
Now just to get the Vienna Boy's Choir to do this.
You are the man. Merry Christmas.
I sang it. Mostly anyway. Video over at my place.
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