Thursday, January 13, 2011

You Think They'd Learn...

I'm far too lazy to go back and look, but I know a good number of DGC additions happen in either Florida or Texas. The Minuteman sends in this story from G-d's Waiting Room Florida:

Robbery Victim Fatally Shoots His Attacker
A Pensacola armed robbery victim turned the tables on his attackers and fatally shot one of the suspects. It happened early Sunday morning on Mobile Highway near Massachusetts Aveune. Sheriff's deputies say three men approached the victim, pulled a gun and demanded money, but the robbery didn't go as planned for the suspects.

The victim pulled his own gun and fatally shot one of his attackers. Eddie Peterson died on the scene.
That's damn inconsiderate, don't you think? I mean, here's this goblin, just trying to make a living by sticking a gun in people's faces, threatening their lives, and stealing their hard earned cash. He's a small businessman! All of a sudden this, this, independent thinker comes along and has the audacity to shoot his ass dead. What is this world coming to when a goblin can't ply his trade without taking a slug to the brisket?

Mess with the bull, sometimes you get the horns.

Dead Goblin Count: 120

That is all.

2 comments:

Lissa said...

Bet the goblin confused "Massachusetts Avenue" with "The Volksrepublik of Massachusetts." Fatal error there, Mookie. Couldn't happen to a nicer criminal thug . . .

ViolentIndifference said...

"All of a sudden this, this, independent thinker..."

Probably influenced by all of the evil rhetoric from the angry far right.