Friday, February 4, 2011

Headlines You Don't See Everyday...

Man Seeks Police Protection from Sex-Crazed Wife
WAIBLINGEN, Germany -- A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.


In other unrelated news, requests for passports and planefare to Germany have recently quintupled...

That is all.

5 comments:

KurtP said...

I see they didn't include a pic of her. Think that might be a reason to run away?

Mikael said...

Married for 18 years...

Also, it's germany, they practically invented a lot of perverted stuff that make you reach for the brain bleach. I'll never forgive some old friends of mine that told me about a practice known as felching (if you don't know, don't look it up, you'll never forgive yourself).

ASM826 said...

Okay, I looked it up. Rule 34 proven once again.

Ross said...

What's rule 34? (and no, I haven't looked it up yet...)

Julie said...

Thanks Mikael ... and pass the brain bleach ...

Ross - Rule #34: If it exists there IS porn of it the collolary, of course, is that there will be at least one website devoted to the practice it.

(Note however, Rule 34 has failed, so far, regarding flaming migets on unicycles)

Oh, and JayG - old news man, old news :)