California man killed by armed bird at cockfight
But... but... but... The Second Amendment gives us the right to keep and arm roosters! When roosters with knives are outlawed, only outlaws will have roosters with knives! Seriously, folks, I don't know what more there is to say about this one, other thanA Kern County man attending a cockfight died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb.
The coroner says 35-year-old Jose Luis Ochoa was declared dead at the hospital about two hours after he suffered the injury in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30.
You know when that dude shows up at the Pearly Gates St. Peter is going to laugh his ass off, then give him the holy boot...
That is all.
Thanks to The Big Guy for the link!
4 comments:
Is it bad form to admit I feel worse for the bird being forced to fight than the estupido watching it?
Gotta share this, JayG. I read the story to my wife, who was in the other room. Her response, without looking at the screen, was to make the Nelson "Ha Ha" sound. I had to explain why I was laughing so hard. You and my wife, at least in this, think alike.
Wow - bad pun taglines are just zoooming through my brain!
Half-cocked!
Cocksure!
Nothing to crow about!
Something about spurs!
Man bites chicken, chicken stabs man!
Sorry, must go outside so that when my head explodes, it's easier to clean up.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! (deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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