Thursday, March 31, 2011

We're Sharing the Planet with Specific Loons...

More good news about our species from Skidmark...

Woman uses 5-year-old son as shield against Taser
A domestic dispute that boiled over at a business led to a woman being arrested for disorderly conduct after she used her son as a shield against being Tasered.
Oh, this one gets better - she was confronting her boyfriend over a $5 bag of marijuana while at his place of employment... Great thinking, dolt - get him fired over a nickel bag. Stop wasting my oxygen, please.

and

Rachel Anne Hachero, 17, pistol-whipped mom, held gun to head so she could get used car: cops
An Ivy League-bound teen who wanted a new car, pistol-whipped her mother and pointed a gun at her head when she refused to buy the ride, authorities said.
This story is so full of FAIL that you couldn't get any more FAIL in if you had an electrified FAILing machine. The girl has got to have some significant mental defects if she thinks forcing her mother to co-sign a car loan - on a $50,000 car for a high schooler - at gunpoint is a good idea. Again, please stop wasting my precious oxygen.

On the other hand, either of these two geniuses could take the place of the next chimp used for medical experiments...

That is all.

8 comments:

Irish said...

Gee Jay.. you missed the one about the bikini clad nitwit that messed up the Burger King:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/03/28/2011-03-28_burger_king_bikini_brawler_facing_felony_charge_after_causing_nearriot_at_florid.html

Courtesy Mugshot here:

http://www.newsherald.com/news/charge-92150-city-agains.html

velcro8ball said...

Or maybe Schumer's seat in the Senate.

Bubblehead Les. said...

The sad thing is, these idjits are staring to reproduce. Oh well, Heinlein Prophesied about the Crazy Years. Guess we're in them.

bluesun said...

And the kicker in that second one is that the mother didn't want to press charges because her daughter was ivy-league bound.

Apparently she got what was coming to her for raising such a lovely daughter.

Stretch said...

With that sense of entitlement she's sure to major in Sociology or Political Science at that Ivy League school.

SpeakerTweaker said...

This story is so full of FAIL that you couldn't get any more FAIL in if you had an electrified FAILing machine.

A FAIL-o-matic?



tweaker

Wilson said...

On the rare occasion that I’m feeling that the world might be getting better I can always come here to Jay G’s place and reaffirm my long held conviction that the freakin’ morons are taking over!

Chris said...

Seems to me that she is a perfect candidate for an Ivy League school. Aren't the graduates of those institutions (yes, used that word on purpose) the same people that are found occupying positions of power in government, banking, and other criminal organizations? She's just precocious, starting a bit early, as it were.