Monday, April 18, 2011

Even On Vacation, the DGC Goes On!

Both FTYD and mdev sent me this heartwarming tale out of Seattle:

Seattle store worker shoots, kills burglary suspect

SEATTLE, Wash. -- An employee working alone inside a Seattle store shot and killed a burglary suspect while capturing another.

Seattle Police said two apparent burglars broke into Sharp's Oudoor Equipment store in the 5900 block of 4th Avenue South Thursday night just before 11:30 and confronted the worker.

I love that. "Apparent" burglars. They were just standing around, minding their own business when [BAM]! they get teleported inside the store. Oh, and with a chainsaw:
Stapleton was carrying a chain saw when he was confronted by the store employee and shot about 11:20 p.m. Thursday, said Seattle police Sgt. Sean Whitcomb.
Um, sure. They just wanted to talk to the store employee about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, I'm sure...


Dead Goblin Count: 151


That is all.

2 comments:

Bubblehead Les. said...

I didn't know that one could buy a Chainsaw near Midnight in a Non-Walmart store.

Groundhog said...

Is it just my imagination or are more and more of these reports coming from places that aren't very friendly toward gun ownership?