Monday, April 18, 2011

Beware of Seniors with Skillets...

They'll whoop your butt but good... PISSED sends in this delightful story of an old vet giving a young scumbag a serious case of whatfor:

Elderly Florida man used frying pan to fend off robber

SPRINGFIELD, Fla. -- A Springfield, Florida man says a 31-cent frying pan he's had for decades was a worthwhile investment.

He smacked a robber with it over the weekend. Bobby Smith, 81, said he fended off a gun-toting robber in his kitchen Saturday.

The dude robbing him had a gun, so this is a doubly ballsy move. Once again, it illustrates that a wolf with an inferior weapon will triumph over a sheep with a superior weapon. That and old vets will whoop your butt something fierce if you mess with them...

My favorite part of the article is here:
Right now, police don't have too much to work with.

The description of the robber is too vague.

Um, HELLO? Look for the guy with skillet burns on his melon and pitchfork tine holes through his torso, that'd be a good place to start...

That is all.

4 comments:

Mike W. said...

My Poppop (now 87) once fought off home invaders while armed with nothing more than a wooden bat in one hand and an Iron skillet in the other.

I instantly thought of him when I read this story.

Beware of tough old men, especially diminuitive looking ones who happen to be WWII vets.

Bubblehead Les. said...

RE Old Vets: Heh, heh, heh.

Anonymous said...

"Get off my linoleum!"

LittleRed1

minimedic said...

Being the eternal gamer geek that I am, this reminded of a cutscene from Conker's Bad Fur Day. (I'm a sucker for Rare Ltd. work with Nintendo...sorry, getting off track.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erUnPVQggAw&NR=1

After reading Mike W's comment, I laughed even harder because I had just watched this clip as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVFYFh5pUL0&feature=related