Woman shoots, kills daughter's boyfriend following home invasion
ORANGE COUNTY - From Orange County Sheriff's Office - On Saturday May 14, 2011 at approximately 10:10AM the Orange County Sheriff’s Office received a 911 call concerning a disturbance at 6993 Johnson Road in Mauriceville. The caller advised that a W/M had forced his way inside the residence and was assaulting her parents.Dude smacks his girlfriend around. Girlfriend calls her parents to come get her. They bring her back to their house, and Dude comes 'round looking for her.Upon arrival Deputies found a W/M on the floor inside the residence with a gunshot wound. EMS responded to the scene but was not able to revive the suspect.
FIRST MISTAKE
Dude then lets himself into the house where he starts beating on the father.
SECOND MISTAKE
Not stopping after mama bear gets a gun.
THIRD MISTAKE
Dirt nap time!
Dead Goblin Count: 159
That is all.
7 comments:
play stupid games, win stupid prizes....
All I could picture while reading this story was the story of Gary Fadden: "Fuck you and your automatic rifle!"
Best comment on the news story:
"Kick my door and it will be educational for you. Your first English lesson will be "if you can read this sign, you are in range"; Math will be .45 x8 +1; Science will demonstrate your ability to run faster than a speeding bullet (9 to be exact); Biology will show how taking a bullet in the pelvic area is immobilizing and one between the eyes is fatal, and History will be what your life will become if you kick in my door."
Boy, if one of your Daughter's Future Boyfriends ever screws up....
Like I said to JP556 after he sent me the story. They wouldn't find enough organic matter to perform DNA testing...
Aww. That's the kind of happy ending that warms the cockles of my heart. One less candidate removed from the gene pool.
Moral of the story: Don't Fuck with Momma Bear.
Duuuude, that's my old neck of the woods. I used to live & work in Orange. Folks like that almost make up for Michael Berry.
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