Friday, August 12, 2011

The Jokes Just Write Themselves...

SCI-FI sends in the following interesting article:

Tehran street named after American activist


Tehran's municipal council has named a street after an American activist who was crushed to death by an Israeli military bulldozer in the Gaza Strip in 2003.

A report in today's edition of Hamshahri, a daily affiliated with the municipality, says the council in the Iranian capital decided to name the street Rachel Aliene Corrie.



  • I'll wager they build a lot of flats on that street.


  • The biggest problem are the walls are so thin.


  • It'd be the height of irony if they opened an IHOP on Rachel Corrie Way.


  • No word yet on whether the HOA will allow CATs.


  • The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. And lefty activists.
Lord, please forgive me for these jokes...

That is all.

9 comments:

Bob said...

St. Pancake Avenue!

KandaBer said...

A woman? In Iran?

The liberals are coming!

Irish said...

I wonder who will live in apartment D9?

KandaBer said...

Would it be redundant to build a Flatiron Building?

David said...

Giving directions will be fun:

take a left on Rachel Corrie...

drive down Rachel Corrie...

just run over to Rachel Corrie...

and the news alerts:

Rachel Corrie will be rolled and re-oiled this afternoon...

Lord, I apologize for these jokes...

Mark Alger said...

What're them speedbumps made of? Implants?

I just flat-out don't care who y'are, that-there's some funny stuff.

M

Borepatch said...

This is awesome. The comments, too.

WV: "cougu" - a cougar run over by a bull dozer.

Yah, I'm going to hell for that one, too.

Daniel in Brookline said...

Anything that makes fun of Rachel "run me over bulldozer, I dare you" Corrie, I'm in favor of.

Hey, do you suppose they'll paint her picture on the street? They could stretch it out the full length of the street -- it'll be more lifelike then.

Dr. Feelgood said...

Did they find an Israeli demo worker to christen it?