Then Stingray had to go and up the ante.
The hand, she has been forced... As you know I don't own a kilt. I looked into picking one up for the contest and found out that HOLY HELL YOU WANT HOW MUCH? And, as I may have mentioned, I'm Italian. We don't do kilts. If this was "Toga'd To Total Testicular Cancer" I'd be on it like brown on rice, baby. As it stands, I've had to improvise. In that spirit, may I present to you the latest fashion trend for the gunblogger participating in Kilted To Kick Cancer:
Mini-Kilt
Yes, it's the mini-kilt. I stole borrowed the idea from the Tilted Kilt in Pittsburgh, with the skimpy outfits on the waitstaff they present. I figured that if it worked for barely competent waitresses in a sports bar, what could possibly go wrong with appropriating the look for the fundraiser? Well, other than the fact that I really don't have the legs for it...
Now, I'm running out of ideas - the next one up is the chaps idea. If I don't start getting some other ideas on winning, I'm going to be forced to do something drastic, like post a picture in nothing but my chaps. If the idea behind the kilt is easy access to prostate exams (given the lack of undergarments in the "regimental" configuration), then the chaps by themselves are the ultimate in "open air" living...
To prevent that, keep the donations coming:
Donations can be made at www.pcf.org/kilted7 or my Kilted to Kick Cancer Team Page.September is going to be an interesting month indeed...
That is all.
17 comments:
Dude, those are plaid boxers.
Lame.
But hey, if it gets you more donations, I'm all for it.
Dude, I am on the internet in my underwear.
I don't see you in your tidy whities there, Mr. "I'm wearing a kilt"...
That's because when I'm wearing a kilt, there are no tidy whities.
Or for that matter, boxers.
*reaches for brain bleach*
G_C is withholding his contribution pending chaps.
Just let me say that if you appear in a thong, I'm out of here...
Time to shave your legs. Jack.
Zercool,
How big of a donation is he gonna make?
BobG,
Hmmm. Thong. You know, a nice donation whould help prevent the appearance of a thong...
"Dose are some mighty fine eyeballs youse got there. It'd be a shame if somet'ing were to be posted dat would make you claw dem out..."
Jack,
I'd need a hefty donation to shave my legs - it'd take a weedwhacker and a long weekend...
Jay,
One word --> NAIR.
Is there a donation bin for keeping you with your cloths on? Because Ow. My eyes.
Jester
Well the boxers are better than the curtains you're wearing in the side bar. Just saying...
Hatchee Motchee! $30 on the way.
Thank you, T-bolt.
Thanks everyone else who donated, too.
Just hit you up, Jay. Gonna hit AD and Stingray too... after all, I found you through AD so I owe him. And Stingray has opened up so many creative new ways for me to use the F word in everyday life. You're all good people, and since I lost my Dad to prostate cancer 16 years ago, it's a damn good cause too. Thanks.
Thank you so much for your generosity, Maureen!
Hmmm If Jay wins he wears a miniskirt to a biker bar?
"What has been seen cannot be unseen."
Hell, why not just call the next one "Cross-dress for Cancer"?
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