PETA Plans Porn Website to Promote Message
NORFOLK, Va.—People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is planning to launch a pornographic website to promote its animal-rights and vegan-diet message, a move that critics say will backfire.
PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt said in a telephone interview from Los Angeles on Tuesday that the group has applied with ICM Registry to launch the website peta.xxx.
Okay, where to start? I mean, first off, just the whole idea of "porn" and "PETA" in the same article is so full of WRONG and FAIL that it's in danger, as Borepatch says, of collapsing in on itself in a black hole of FAIL. This is like the Brady Campaign announcing that they will be offering a new line of shampoo with e Brady name on them - the two items have nothing to do with each other.
Only in this case, the natural connotation between an (alleged) animal rights group and pornography makes you wonder if anyone thought this through? Will there be an expectation of certain types of pr0n? Will Mr. Hands make another appearance? And if so, will he be treated humanely? The jokes just write themselves, but none are bigger than the joke that PETA itself has become.
And lastly, given that they're all vegetarians, obviously there will be no oral...
That is all.
17 comments:
Sounds like something that would be popular on Vicious Circle...
Porn Stars have been "doing" PSA's with PETA for years. PETA is just "going all the way", and "making it" full time.
Your closing comment (italicized) is priceless. Good thing I wasn't ingesting anything at the moment.
What John said.
Wonder, though. What kind of vegetarians we're talking about? You know...
No, on second thought, there's no way that can end well.
;)
tweaker
w/v: weeps. I kid you not. How apropos.
Actually, it makes a lot of sense, if we assume that porn is about the degradation of the human body (and there are smart people on either side of this argument, so let's leave this one lie for now).
PETA is all about degrading the human condition in favour of animals. Humans are not on top of the food chain in their world, therefore the human body is nothing special or wonderful, but just another tool to be used for their cause.
Moneyshot is an animal product...I'm just sayin'
Future dialog line: "Did somebody order a Soy Dog?"
And of course there's the inhumanity of eating clams!
"Good thing I wasn't ingesting anything at the moment."
Spitting it out is an option.
Porn stars that don't eat meat?
Heh
How about "Meat porn"? Mmmmm, bacon bleu burger!
One wonders if they'll have any bestiality on their porn site. I'm sure that they'd do it ethically, of course!
I wonder if they'll shave.
Not enough to check, just enough for idle curiosity.
The womem? Their hoohaws? I doubt they even do their pits.
Ok North, you convinced me! ;]
I'm glad PETA's dumb enough to do it! Maybe it'll finish 'em off.
Yeah, I was talking pits and legs, I hadn't even thought about their hoo-has.
Now I have to go look for pics of Helen Thomas nekkid to get the taste of that out of my head.
Is it going to be free, or subscription? I know Hayden Panettiere is a big PETA fan, and when they stage their Naked stunts, like in front of a Spokane Sushi restaurant today, the female member of the group was fairly comely...
Thanks I need brain bleach now.
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